
Otherwise known as To Hell in a Handbasket: A Further List of Reasons I Wish to Leave the Country.
- The Naked Cowboy. Tea party. Enough said.
- Michele Bachmann. Rabid homophobe who sided with BP after the 2010 oil spill.
- Newt Gingrich. Believes our rights come from God and not the government, and that “patriotic education” > multiculturalism (which will surely “destroy America”).
- Andy Martin. Birther, ergo idiot.
- Ron Paul. Believes that “trade with China should not be tied to human rights” and voted to ban gay couples from adopting children.
- Tim Pawlenty. Pro-lifer in favor of sending more troops overseas to die. Wishes to constitutionally ban gay marriage.
- Mitt Romney. Wants to exploit domestic sources of energy including the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and feels the US should increase military spending.
- Rick Santorum. Upholds that no one is allowed to get an abortion…except his wife.
- Randall Terry. Anti-LGBTQ Democrat who disowned his own son for being gay.
- Vern Wuensche. Believes educators should be able to teach intelligent design.
Candidates who give me a small glimmer of hope.
- Gary Johnson. Secular, pro-choice critic of the War on Drugs who hopes to legalize marijuana.
- Fred Karger. Openly gay Republican candidate who believes that abortion is a private matter and supports Planned Parenthood. Recognizes that the existence of teacher’s unions does not a good educational system make.
Our country is doomed.
I beg you, just put me out of my misery.
(via brain-food)
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If Fred Karger doesn’t win, I’m moving to Canada.
Our country is doomed. I beg you, just put me out of my misery.
This is silly. The people who give you hope are people all focused around social issues—which don’t matter. Whether they...
Moving to Canada, who’s with me?